I Can’t Wait For Kalvin Garrah To De-Transition

Little bitch is itchin’ for it

Also he’s definitely gay

And repressing it

Motherfucker has literally

No nuance and does

No reflection and

Can’t admit to being wrong about

Anything.

The little bitch

Cries wolf

The moment he sees a squirrel

Or a chipmunk

Or a lesbian.

I think perhaps

He’s the most triggered snowflake

I’ve seen on YouTube yet

And I really want to meet his parents, someday

And ask them how it’s been

Raising such a monster all these years

And if he still sucks his thumb

And if he tortures his pets