I can’t With the Buttigieg
I don’t know why
But I don’t like
Pete Buttigieg
At all
And I never have
And I really, really want to
Support him and be all
Yay! Go Pete!
But the guy just
Skeeves me out and I
Literally don’t understand why,
I think it’s just that all the
Flaky compromising seems
Fishy from someone so
Lean and white