I Don’t Believe In Utah Philosophies/UFO’s or Mormons

I don’t believe in UFO’s

Well–

That’s not true

I believe in

Things you see

That you can’t explain–

Like

Will ‘o Wisps!

And synchronized fireflies

But I don’t really believe

In any major

UFO conspiracies, or alien theories.

I have absolutely no doubt

That we are not alone

The universe is a big, big place

But I just

Really, really doubt

All the things I’ve heard

That come out of Utah,

And similar areas.

Lmfao sorry bruh

Mormonism is fucking insane.