I Love Tits So Much

Confused trans them rant–

I just love tits so much

I love tits so much

So much!!!!

I don’t even mind having them

As a man

I fucking

Love them

Honestly, if you ask me–

Everyone should have tits

Huge ones

Natural, perky, even

Saggy, I think I like

Uneven, veiny ones the most

I fucking love the story tits tell

About a woman and her

Ancestors, all the women

On my moms side have

Massive massive aureolas

Massive

So basically I have

Given up on ever having

Masculine nipples, but

Seriously I just fucking love

Breasts and the tissue that surrounds them

So much I didn’t hardly even

Notice I was trans and

Saw myself happier without them

I can’t imagine

Not tweaking my little nips

And slapping people in the face

With them, I mean

My nipples are also very unique

If I chop off my goodies

How will people remember my

Plus and minus nipples?!

One is a slit and

One is a plus

If you lick one and

Touch the other,

Electricity flows in my

Downstairs generator