I Need A Yes Man/Nothing But No Bitches

The sales guys at work I mean

Outside of being around them I never thought I would be drooling

I just

I need a yes man.

I’ve had nothing but no bitches

Guy at work is so energetic and so friendly and so charismatic.

He’s so polite and thoughtful and considerate.

He’s a fucking salesman

We got to talking and turns out

We both want to get an rv and tour the country.

Now I’m like

Shit I’m gayer than I thought

That didn’t take nearly as much as before lmfao

I think I’m just totally completely

Done with women. All they want is

What you do for them. I don’t want

“No no no”

I want support

I want “yes yes YES!” And

If they have a dick, so be it.