I Took Matters Into My Own Hands And Told RealDoll What I Can Afford To Spend

I was like “why the fuck not”

“I have a podcast and blog and I’m a fucking

Grown Man! I’ll ask for a dick prosthetic

And be honest about what I can spend”

Also happens to be

One of the first dick pics

I’ve ever sent–

Well, I guess it depends…

Their response has yet to come but

I’m not holding my breath lmfao

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lmfao ohhh my god imagine if you could get this

In any weird non-natural color you wanted

Because you could piss money–

You know what I’m talkin’ bout right like

Fucking candy cane dicks and

Oooohhh a big mushroom painted dildo!!

Or a wood varnish type color lmfao

I can go on and on and on

I would love to have a hyper-realistic dildo

Made of every color on earth, a full spectrum cock

If you will.