I Took Matters Into My Own Hands And Told RealDoll What I Can Afford To Spend

I was like “why the fuck not”
“I have a podcast and blog and I’m a fucking
Grown Man! I’ll ask for a dick prosthetic
And be honest about what I can spend”
Also happens to be
One of the first dick pics
I’ve ever sent–
Well, I guess it depends…
Their response has yet to come but
I’m not holding my breath lmfao
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lmfao ohhh my god imagine if you could get this
In any weird non-natural color you wanted
Because you could piss money–
You know what I’m talkin’ bout right like
Fucking candy cane dicks and
Oooohhh a big mushroom painted dildo!!
Or a wood varnish type color lmfao
I can go on and on and on
I would love to have a hyper-realistic dildo
Made of every color on earth, a full spectrum cock
If you will.
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