I Took Matters Into My Own Hands And Told RealDoll What I Can Afford To Spend

This Is the Default Color Of the Model I want– My choice will probably be clear, pink, blueish —

I was like “why the fuck not”

“I have a podcast and blog and I’m a fucking

Grown Man! I’ll ask for a dick prosthetic

And be honest about what I can spend”

Also happens to be

One of the first dick pics

I’ve ever sent–

Well, I guess it depends…

Their response has yet to come but

I’m not holding my breath lmfao

~~~

lmfao ohhh my god imagine if you could get this

In any weird non-natural color you wanted

Because you could piss money–

You know what I’m talkin’ bout right like

Fucking candy cane dicks and

Oooohhh a big mushroom painted dildo!!

Or a wood varnish type color lmfao

I can go on and on and on

I would love to have a hyper-realistic dildo

Made of every color on earth, a full spectrum cock

If you will.


One Reply to “I Took Matters Into My Own Hands And Told RealDoll What I Can Afford To Spend”

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Subscribe to the Blog

Subscribe Here!

Join 515 other subscribers

Archives

Blog Posts

Follow me on Twitter

%d bloggers like this: