If I Were To Live Forever…

If I were to live forever

I would write enough poems

To pave Amsterdam with

Paper mache. If I were

To live forever, I would

Have enough sex to start

A new country in the ocean, or

Iceland or something.

If I were to live forever

I would grow enough trees

To crowd out the people

And keep myself company, considering that

If I life forever, I’m going to want

To be by myself, because

Honestly, ya’ll are

Annoying as hell.

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