If I Were To Live Forever…
If I were to live forever
I would write enough poems
To pave Amsterdam with
Paper mache. If I were
To live forever, I would
Have enough sex to start
A new country in the ocean, or
Iceland or something.
If I were to live forever
I would grow enough trees
To crowd out the people
And keep myself company, considering that
If I life forever, I’m going to want
To be by myself, because
Honestly, ya’ll are
Annoying as hell.