I’m Not ADHD Enough For Reddit. Shit Wears Me Out/Cock and Balls in the Bush/Insulated Wall Of Yes-Thems Chanting “You’re Valid”

Probably have some sort of anger problem as well–

My dad does this thing

When someone cuts him off driving–

Where he speeds around, really fast, really angrily

While also never losing control, never causing a disruption

Never being an asshole–not endangering

The rest of us, just endangering

One person on the road, if possible. Lmfao.

I hesitate to say I “learned it from him”, I learned

That people hate that about him– but

He and I are more alike

Than I am ever willing to admit.

Unfortunately for me, when I’m on Reddit

I get so irritated with the yes-them contrarians

I try and drive them off the road– but

Again, unfortunately for me

I’m on reddit, not in a car, not driving–

I try to run them off and they usually

Switch whatever they were saying

To magically appear on the other side

Of whatever it was they were saying before

These fucking contrarian pricks are not interested in discourse–

They’re interested in beating my bush

Which, fairly, makes me a bit dysphoric

Considering my cock and balls are hiding underneath it.

Last time I checked it’s considered rude

In every language

To pop off on some guy’s nutsack

In the name of trans rights.

Ya’ll– when will it be time

For the trans community to realize

It creates an insulated wall of

Yes-thems all chanting

“you’re valid”

The same story in eerie unison.


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