In Search of Cock

I know a girl who moved

All the way to Alaska

Looking for a husband.

She heard there are not enough women there

She saw the beautiful land

She moved her whole life out there

In search of cock.

Does she know?

What happens, there?

Why would you sign up

For such risk.

I feel the same about the military

Oftentimes they know the risk

And don’t think much of it

Nobody knows what risk is

Until they’ve lost what they risked.

You can find cock everywhere

I like, kind of wish I had one

I don’t really struggle to pretend.

Cock is widely available, again.

You don’t need to move to Alaska

To find someone to make you come

And take you hiking.

You could just try

Being a lesbian.