It’s A Gay, Gay World

The way men size each other up

Is super fucking gay

I know, mostly

Because I’m not into it.

I like all people who have

Skills and contributions

Even if I hate what they’re doing

The only way to piss me off

Is to illustrate that you can’t respect

Other people, for who they are.

So far my experience with men has been

“Are you stronger, faster, smarter, or more good looking than me?”

“NO?!”

“Then shut up”

That’s fucking gay, folks

Y’all are drooling all day everyday

Over your ceos money and cock

I’m like

What the actual fuck

Women hate themselves too much

To get off this often.