It’s Not Two Timing If You’re Single Right

Sigh

My life

One girl drops me and

Ten more apply.

I want to be alone

I’m in love with my right hand

But they just keep popping up

All over the place

With their little butts and their pussies

Asking if I need anything

I know the moment they realize

I exist to serve more than their desires

They will all be offended and

Accuse me of two timing

Despite getting nothing good for myself and

Nothing worth all the energy I spent getting it.

I think I feel this way because I’m heartbroken

I hate being cheated on

And lied to about it.

Just makes me want to do it out of vengeance.