It’s Unreasonable To Be Reasonable About This
Fuck your zen bullshit
I hate whores
I hate bitches
I hate liars
I hate fatphobes
I hate witches
I hate sirens
I hate my ex.
She is all of the above and a
Liar at that.
I hate that she treats me
Like I’m being unreasonable —
It’s unreasonable to be reasonable about this.
She fucking stole my cat
And left magnum condoms on her fucking nightstand
After demanding I pick up the last of my stuff
And leave the key
Like I said
Siren whore witch bitch—
Not an exaggeration.