J.K. Rowling Is An Egg

Boy this one is crackin’!

The only people I know

Who stay up all night

Tweeting about TERFs and

Trans issues and the like—

Are people like me!

Cis-folk who spend

Most of their lives justifying

Why they aren’t trans

Are defending themselves against

A war no one can see but them—

An internal war.

The war of an egg!

A war I won,

Does that make me

General Becky Beck?

Just saying—

Go to sleep and get off twitter, J.K.

If you can bear to be alone

With all those thoughts

About how much more successful you’d have been

As a writer

Had you just been named

Robert, instead.