Just the Tits
Boy, it sure is the pits,
Bein’ a dude stuck with tits.
Stop bitching, be a man and handle it!
Right, hold my beer,
Gonna bind ’em, grind ’em, unwind ’em
She surely loves my soft, sweet underboob
She definitely can’t tell the difference
I’ll get off my pity-pulpit for a bit
Pretend I’m ok with it
Jk, hopping back on–
Boy, sure isn’t it the pits
Bein’ a dude stuck with tits,
and no dick