Lmfao Christ
Sometimes I think about
Changing my name
To Christ.
I am born again, through my own ashes
I rise 🌿🍃🌱🌼lmao
Also my dick is resurrecting itself
Every couple weeks—
That has to be some sort of
Act of god, if you ask me
Not to mention
The overwhelming evidence
That some people want me
Dead.
Anyway, Chris is fine I suppose
But just know that
Chris + T equals
The Holy Ghost.