Lmfao Christ

Sometimes I think about

Changing my name

To Christ.

I am born again, through my own ashes

I rise 🌿🍃🌱🌼lmao

Also my dick is resurrecting itself

Every couple weeks—

That has to be some sort of

Act of god, if you ask me

Not to mention

The overwhelming evidence

That some people want me


Anyway, Chris is fine I suppose

But just know that

Chris + T equals

The Holy Ghost.

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