Just got an offer to endorse

Protein powder and creatine and

Amino acids and shit I used to take

When I was a powerlifter and I’m like

LMFAO I don’t think this

New stage of my life needs any more

Supplements, also I refuse to endorse

Any products unless you can immediately

Go fuck yourself, personally —

Like dildos and lube I mean

Come on I have a good vibes partnership

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