Make Bacon Expensive AF

Go ahead!

Do it.

Fuckin dipshits go through it like it’s

Lettuce it’s almost like they don’t know

It’s pig abs and tits

Delicious, and

Relatively hard to get, considering

A whole pig has to be slaughtered

For a big slab of belly to be cured

Smoked, sliced, and eventually

Consumed in a variety of crazy ways

People like to do. Myself included!

I’m just saying— if pork is more expensive

Maybe that’s because it’s a fucking

Living breathing thing.

Sounds valuable to me.


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