Manuka Honey

Sometimes I think about

All of the cosmo girls putting

Manuka Honey on their faces

Instead of eating such an

Incredible, medicinal delicacy and I get

Angry but then I am

Grateful that I could never be

So abrasive as to put

Imported, rare

High fructose bee vomit

On my saggy cheeto-crusted eyelids


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