More Thin Privileges
For the record —
All you have to do
As a thin person
To be considered
“An expert on health and fitness”
Is keep your figure,
And talk about HFCS and whole grains.
Fat people
Can dedicate their whole lives
To health, exercise, and nutrition
All so that some jackass
Who has no idea
About anything
Other than what they can google
Can laugh about how stupid and
“In denial” you are.