Mr Potato Head

Some people make me feel like I ain’t worth shit

Some bald ass potato with no stick

Growing buds —wrinkled up —soft when played with

Truth is I’m a whole other kind of dick

Pulsing throbbing bursting from within

I fuck you while you’re in me

I squirt thick and heavy

I’m the kind of dick that makes you

Wish you always had it.

Gimme head, show me what you got

Pick your size next and lemme

Piece you together

I know all the spots

You ain’t got to say a word I speak

Pussy fluently I am a

Good conversationalist and a

Even better sensationalist

I’ll give you something to play with

Mix and match and pick your playlist

We’ve got all day for this.