Muscles Relaxed Horizontal

Ugh lmfao

My doctor gave me a new kind of

Muscle relaxer and it’s making me

Much, much less grumpy

But it also makes me feel

Sideways. The italics were like

Reading laying down I can’t even

It’s like somebody took

All the tension in my body

Ripped it out

And fucked up my equilibrium

I can’t complain but also

I’m sideways.

Wtf just give me a

Doctors note with a discount for

Stronger weed.

Ain’t no way something called

“Tizanidine” is fucking healthy.

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