Muscles Relaxed Horizontal
Ugh lmfao
My doctor gave me a new kind of
Muscle relaxer and it’s making me
Much, much less grumpy
But it also makes me feel
Sideways. The italics were like
Reading laying down I can’t even
It’s like somebody took
All the tension in my body
Ripped it out
And fucked up my equilibrium
I can’t complain but also
I’m sideways.
Wtf just give me a
Doctors note with a discount for
Stronger weed.
Ain’t no way something called
“Tizanidine” is fucking healthy.