My CPAP’s Gender Identity
Ever get misgendered by your
Cpap machine?
I wrote something about this forever ago but
I have an update…!
My “cpap for her” machine finally
Kicked the bucket—
Now I can get
The other gender’s model
Which is
Exactly the goddamn fucking same shit
Just a different color design and
A completely unnecessary print
Including the gender
Of the cpap user
I’m not sure where this poem is going but
I can’t be the only one wondering
Why the fuck
My cpap has a gender
My wife uses a Cpap. Never knew they made them according to gender.
They don’t make all the models with gender just the one I got (resmed airsense 10). They are the exact same machines with different color schemes and text. Mine has flowers and everything. I’m not complaining as much as I am amazed at the marketing team.
I wouldn’t want one with flowers on it. Lol
Yes!!! See!! It’s obnoxious