My Dick Would’ve Swung/(will swing…?) To The Right

I think.

Everything on the left side of my body

Is longer than the other

All my problems happen

On my left side

So

Presumably

I would’ve had a

Bigger dick

On the left side as well

Scientific theory points to

A right-sided swing,

I wonder if it’ll

Ever start to show


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