My Fucking Horoscope

When you have no faith in god have faith in the stars

I kid I have faith in god but

Our relationship is not as fascinating or fun lmao

My year horoscope predicted my breakup

Down to the month

I only just looked at it now because

Prior to my life exploding I didn’t think

Horoscopes were a thing I should read.

I’m bored enough now I think

Also

It says

I will get married in October

I want that to be true so badly

I still love her just not the one

I was supposed to lmao

I’ll never get over it. She’s my twin flame.

I knew it the moment I saw her

She’s my eternity. Eventually she will unblock me

🫣😅😃😂🤣