“New Adele” My Ass Y’all Are Fatphobic As Fuck/The “New Sound” Is Just Something She Can Tour With Without Cancelling lmfao
Fucking fuuuuuuuuccckkkk
FFFFFUUUUUCCCKKKKK

I can’t
I can’t with the nonsense.
Bitch sounds
The exact same
Bitch looks
The exact same
The only difference
Is all ya’lls opinion
On whether or not
You’d fuck the weepy singy
Petticoat lady
I, personally think
If you like Adele more now
Than you used to
You must have
Diet soda on your mind, all the time–
Honestly–
When she still cancels half her tours
Because she can’t sing like this
For more than once a week–
Ya’ll come and tell me about her new sound lmfao–
If anything, she took
All the edge, all the gas, all the
“I’ve gotta make it” out of her music
If she can make it through her songs
Without dying, now, it’ll only be because
She learned her lesson
Failing so hard from her first tour
Blowing her pipes out.