“New Adele” My Ass Y’all Are Fatphobic As Fuck/The “New Sound” Is Just Something She Can Tour With Without Cancelling lmfao

Fucking fuuuuuuuuccckkkk

FFFFFUUUUUCCCKKKKK

I can’t

I can’t with the nonsense.

Bitch sounds

The exact same

Bitch looks

The exact same

The only difference

Is all ya’lls opinion

On whether or not

You’d fuck the weepy singy

Petticoat lady

I, personally think

If you like Adele more now

Than you used to

You must have

Diet soda on your mind, all the time–

Honestly–

When she still cancels half her tours

Because she can’t sing like this

For more than once a week–

Ya’ll come and tell me about her new sound lmfao–

If anything, she took

All the edge, all the gas, all the

“I’ve gotta make it” out of her music

If she can make it through her songs

Without dying, now, it’ll only be because

She learned her lesson

Failing so hard from her first tour

Blowing her pipes out.