Nobody Cares How Jenny Schecter Really Died
Honestly.
It’s kind of one of those
Games of clue where
Anyone would’ve done it
Anywhere
With anything
Boiler room, candle stick—
A Poolside Bette-Porter-strangling
Anyone in California
Or anywhere in the USA
Would’ve gladly killed that
Narcissistic psychopath
It’s a shame that
She probably still
Killed herself—
Just to try and
Blame Bette