Nobody Warns Vodka That It Can’t Be Mashed Potatoes In The Future

I’m sure you could go for the low-hanging fruit—

This metaphor is

Too loose!!!

But seriously—

Nobody ever says

“Damn. I really want to make vodka

But if I do

I can’t use these potatoes

For mashed potatoes in the future”

The same— I hope

Should be said for trans people.

Everyone should be educated enough

About the process to know

That you can’t go back and forth— and also

That not a lot of vodka drinkers

Cry over the loss of rotten potatoes.