Nominations/Eat What You Cook/Shit List/B.T.A.R.A
I’d like to nominate
Upperhand Mars for
Woman of the year, since his
Soft little chubby lady hands,
Surgery, history of hormones and
Chosen Gender identity
Do not in any way
Qualify him as male, according to
His own philosophy.
I’d also like to nominate
Buck Angel
For broken record female artist of the year
For all the same reasons listed above as well as
His uncanny ability
To write the exact same tweet
Over and over and over and over and over again
Despite somehow using different characters on the keypad
And most of all
I’d like to nominate
Rose of Dawn
As the number one trans content creator
On my shit list. Fucking
Sociopathic narcissistic wanna be cunt
People like you
Make me want to volunteer
At abortion clinics. Considering
Her mom was certainly on the fence
When that monster was in the oven.
Anyway—
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
I think my next piece of homework is to
Find all of their deadnames
So I can break all of the rules
They all currently benefit from.
Forreal though
TRA’s will not fight other trans people
These goons are the only proud ones
Like the proud girls (and boy) of trans idiots
They never get harassed or abused or deal
With any of the shit the uplifting creators do
People fucking avoid their content
So as to not give the SEO a boost…! Sigh. Oh man.
Imagine being in an echo chamber
That boomy.
Literally no one even challenges Upperhand Mars —
The motherfuckers handle is literally exclaiming
“I’m the kind of idiot that NEVER LOSES AN ARGUMENT”
Not realizing that the only way that happens
Is by lies, bullying and manipulation.
Side note—
I think I must be one of the first people
Who decided it was within their right
To misgender and insult
The loudest bullies in the playpen.
For what it’s worth, I’d love to invite
All of them to the parking lot but again—
Rose of Dawn especially seems like
Such an unbearable trust fund baby —
She’s probably already trying to sue me
Just for noticing her bleeding, tight, alt right asshole
I don’t need any written threats
In the poem. Just all the same
Indecencies they do to other people.