Nose
The thing about it
Is that my nose
Pre-t
Is essentially perfect.
I’ve had beauty queens comment on it
Legitimately.
Miss Michigan told me I had
The most perfect nose she’d ever seen !
Little ‘ol me!
My nose is perfect–
End scene.
The thing about it
Is that testosterone
Really seems to do a number
On people’s noses
Don’t believe me?
Look it up
Every trans guy I’ve found
Online, at least
Has the most deformed lookin nose
I’ve ever seen.
Maybe they all
Unanimously
Had ugly noses
Pre-t
But I find that to be
Highly unlikely.
Anyway, you see?
I have a lot to lose,
As far as noses go–
Mine is perfect.
So anywhere besides here
Is down.
I guess the worse scenario,
That I’m not even considering–
Is that I keep
This perfect dainty
Little nose
In all it’s perfect dainty glory
Identically
Forever.
I will be gendered
By my NOSE,
Folks.
My fucking nose
My one true asset
Turned foe
What’s a they/them to do?
Cry and sniffle,
I suppose.
At least I don’t
Do coke.