Oh! Brother

Is this a normal thing everywhere?

I knew I was in for a treat when people called me

Boss, buddy, and king

But now that I’ve got dope sideburns and

A neck beard and cheek hair I’m like

A brother to these guys I guess.

Everyone in Kentucky calls you brother

Try not to read too many tucky jokes into that.

At first it was confusing then it was

Weird I was like

“Do I have to call all these people brother now …?”

But it’s a generic endearing term

For other men

And now

I’m kind of obsessed with it

I’m too Ohio for saying it still but

I’m getting more familiar with it each day