Oh Man This Remnant Church Docu Is Ringin’ My Bells/I Wanna Start A Hilarious Religion
I know so many Gwen Shamblin Lara wannabe’s
I was raised around people like this.
It’s also really making me want to start some sort of
Based on loving yourself
The hilarious part is that it’s like, literally
Exactly what Christianity is
Except only for grown adults.
First rule of my new religion–
No kids. No indoctrination.
Nobody comes here against their will it’s just
The first commandment– no big deal.
Only 21 an up. Why?
Because we gonna get high as fuck duh
Church of dabs church of flower
Church of shared desire.
Now it’s almost weird like some sort of
Sex cult, gotta reroute somehow…
Perhaps third rule is
No sex…? Too hard of a reroute we gonn
Maybe just, no gender in the heirarchy
All people totally equal no roles for
Man and wife none of that nonsense.
None of the whole virgin whore encore
None of it.
Weed, community, and music.
Gahhhhh fuck damn shit
I just described a concert.