OJCDL/Flamethrower

Imagine being so stupid

That you think

Insulting your fat friend

To their face

Is being fat positive

Or that misgendering your trans friend

Behind their back is normal

While simultaneously thinking

That diabetes

Gets you a medical marijuana card

Also that your

HR job fucking means something

Oh Jesus Christ dear lord

This reminds me—

If you google

How to get rid of weeds in your yard

Without roundup

The first suggestion is

Flamethrower