One More Time…

So far

All of the guys I’ve talked to

On these apps

The moment they find out I have a vagina

They’re like

1. Oh… 👻

Or

2. Will you bear my child

No in between 🤣

I’ve gathered enough data to be laughing.

I dunno I just keep reminding myself that

This is a numbers game, and while

It might take a while

There has to be at least one more fun time

Out there waiting for me.

Hopefully not trying to cuff me

Or breed, and then bail last second

Because they just can’t commit to the lifestyle 🤣

No matter how fast and erratic I walk

I can’t escape the various bits of womanhood that

Chase me.