Oracle
I don’t have a head for numbers
I don’t have a lot of athleticism
I don’t have much financial success
But I am still uniquely talented —
I have a sort of
Bloodhound nose
For bullshit.
I scan see insincerity
Like it’s a puff of smoke
I can feel, I can heal
I can whistle a tune you need to hear
But most of all
My empathy skills are a bit
On the level of an
Oracle.