People Are More Afraid of Gaining Weight Than They Are of Getting Covid-19

Prove me wrong.

You fucking can’t

If there was a vaccine for obesity–

EVERYONE WOULD GET IT.

There would be a shortage

For years until they finally meet the demand.

They wouldn’t need to beg the anti-vaxxers–

Those fuckers will be first in line this time–

People would literally rather go to the gym

Than practice social distancing, if you think

This poem is exaggerating–

You haven’t been fucking paying attention, or fucking listening.

Not to mention the folks

Who quit anti-depressants

Because they made them gain some weight

Which depressed them even more

I mean, what fate could be worse…?!