Petty, Bitter, Angry, but Genderless Because That’s How She Sees Me

An accurate and petty depiction of what her profile should say

“I’m fresh out of lying and manipulating and torturing a thing I didn’t see as a man for nine years and drew this shithead out post Malone style but now I’m ready for dick like I’ve never had it in my life”

“Come as much and as often as you’d like”

“First nights free but then you gotta buy dinner and pay rent and hangout with my family”

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