Pitchin’
Everybody in sales be pitching constantly.
The dudes at the office are fifteen shades of
“Im exercising restraint” or
“I can’t help it”
They’re all just so dang aggressive and assumptive
Its what you’re fucking job is
To be that way
They’re all so fit and confident
It’s amazing but
I’m glad I’m not a lady, but it’s also
Exhausting to constantly be treading so lightly
I ain’t tryna pitch no tents or nothing
I’m just nice and somehow
That makes me the gay guy in the office and
I’m alright with that. At least then
I’m able to talk to the women and the men with pretty much
No problems.