Pitchin’

Everybody in sales be pitching constantly.

The dudes at the office are fifteen shades of

“Im exercising restraint” or

“I can’t help it”

They’re all just so dang aggressive and assumptive

Its what you’re fucking job is

To be that way

They’re all so fit and confident

It’s amazing but

I’m glad I’m not a lady, but it’s also

Exhausting to constantly be treading so lightly

I ain’t tryna pitch no tents or nothing

I’m just nice and somehow

That makes me the gay guy in the office and

I’m alright with that. At least then

I’m able to talk to the women and the men with pretty much

No problems.


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