Podcaster

I can’t afford to quit so I search instead

Then I read the descriptions of jobs I’m glad

I don’t have. Then I wonder if I shouldn’t just be

Grateful instead. For some reason

No matter what the subject is

If I don’t finish it, I’m a brat–

Except for my food, with which

You’re wasteful if you don’t and you’re

Fat if you do, either way

I’m finished with all of you–

What kind of job does a shitty poet

With absolutely no social skills do

Besides take out a bunch of loans

And become a surgeon, or an actor

Anything where people pay me

To make them stop talking–

Hence my love of podcasting.

Anywho, back to spamming randos on linkedin

And resume fluffing.