That’s it folks.
There is nothing more anyone could ever teach you.
Quantum physics is bullshit,
Dating tips are garbage—
Save 100% or more on car insurance by
Switching to couch surfing.
Radical self-love is
The most powerful force in the universe.
It can can clear your skin
It can relax your muscles
It can save you thousands
It can help you earn a college degree
It can get healthy food on your plate
It can get you a promotion
It can even get you a spouse, and
Make the two (or more) of you horny !!
Is the secret to
All of the happiest, most successful people.
Just ask any of the oldest living
What their secret is— and they’ll say
Laughing, joy, sex, and one lady in Texas
Even said bacon. Which arguably is
All three of those at once.
Ain’t nobody a vegan—
All of the happiest people
Regardless of their sex, age, or weight
Reference happiness and good cheer
As the most life-preserving practices we have.
For this reason alone
Trans identities need to be respected and protected
Black, brown, native and asian lives need to matter
Fat bodies should be welcomed and respected
No matter what topics are trending—
It’s only considered radical
If the subject matter is
Something that popular opinion sees as
There is nothing radical about existing.
Alas, radical-self love
Is what the world is missing.