I have no idea what to call myself anymore.
IRL I’m actually like
Totally fine, totally chill–
Almost went to a shooting range the other day
With a new friend I made, but
My goals, my dreams, my
Creative imagery, lately
I don’t know– All I see
Is the worst of everyone
And the worst of everything.
I wanted to make an episode
When I had something good to say, but
Nowadays, that seems
Inconceivable. What kind of host would I be
If I lied to you all like that,
For some positive vibes…?
I can’t. I won’t,
I breathe fire more often than I
Light up the room, I’m just not
That kind of guy, if you ask me
Not quite rude, but also not
Here to be your fool.