Safety Razors/Beard Shaming/Bump Patrol
I wish I hadn’t been beard shamed by my
Idiot fake friends when I asked
How to shave–
There are so many ways
Safety razors are amazing
My face is soft and smooth like a baby but has this
Cold, cool, hard prickly feel
That screams
Arthur Morgan
But sexier– because I’m real
Also my ingrown hairs are so much less
Than with an electric shaver
I wish cis people
Weren’t so fucking atrocious
About trans masc facial hair– yes
You’ve gotta shave for it to grow back thicker
But genetics, time, and medication
Make a difference.
If I had had this kind of self-esteem back then
Maybe I would’ve had
A cooler mustache and a
Better comeback.
Also, just some tips I found that work–
Wet your facial hair,
Put a shave cream/butter/gel in (it makes the hairs cut better)
Shave with the grain with this general scheme
Honestly just watch the damn bump patrol video. Guy blew my mind.