Self-Control

One time I met a woman IRL

Who after meeting me

Made a post reading

“Some people inspire me to

Eat more salad“

Another friend from college

Asked for advice for a

Cat food bowl for

“Cats without self-control—

I don’t want her to get

Feline diabetes !”

I’ve been wondering

For decades

Where everyone’s self-control is

When it comes to what they say

With their own fat mouths.

I hope that cat

Gets the medical attention it needs,

K I’m meout.