Shit Biscuits

Literally everyone I met at college

Is a fucking dipshit

Who blames everyone else

For all of their problems

While blaming me

For my chronic illness

Since leaving these

Spoiled posh idiots

I’ve met nothing but

Intelligent hardworking people

Who actually fucking do things

And ever since

I’ve regretted so much of the time I spent

Talking to classist, unaware privileged idiots

Whose thumbs permanently smell

Like their own shit biscuits.

Kinda like

The spoiled narcissistic

Social justice warriors

Who are blatantly just

Trust fund babies with

Nothing to lose

And nothing personal to

Make their topics of passion

Difficult, traumatizing or remotely real