Short Fat Straight White Guy/So Fucking Boring
The five worst things you can be
To a member of the online queer community lmfao
Happens to also be who I am and
The goal of my transition, add
“Rich” to that list and you’ve got my
Five year plan, bitches!
I don’t understand why it is that
I’m supposed to silence
All of who I am to make
Other trans people happy
While they brag about the euphoria they feel
Taking hormones with absolutely no frills or thrills
I’m genuinely relieved and blessed
By the overwhelming blissful boredom that is
Being transgender, and slowly becoming
More at peace.
Ain’t nothing entertaining about any of this
Unless you’re full of doubts or
Unable to transition or
Honestly just a transphobic Cis
Why would I want to turn myself into a spectacle
A euphoric carnie, a Ripley’s believe it or it’s not funny
I don’t know what you all expect from me
I’ve come to resent all forms of “trans representation” because
Not a single one of them explains how
Incredibly fucking boring it is.
Slow, painful, downright tedious.
I don’t think enough has been said
About trans people just fucking existing
Boring as shit
Can’t one person just admit that it’s
Fucking boring as hell ?
Can’t somebody emphasize
For once, besides myself
How desperately wonderful it is
To be bored after 28 years of blistering anxious self awareness
To finally be able to nod off to sleep
In your own skin
Feeling the bristle against your
White ass pillow
All I ever wanted to be in the world was some
Schmoe and I’m finally home, I don’t
Want to give out tips I want to
Rest up, for once, and be fucking bored.