So There’s This Leo

Sun and moon.

It’s a vibe—

We vibe.

She is dope

She is way older than me

She is also

Soooooo feminine

And clearly very into me.

She is like

The kind of woman that brings

Two pairs of shoes to an event. And says

She needs more than an hour

To get ready. I literally blushed

My dick exploded

I was like


She’s laughing at all of my jokes

Even the lamest ones.

My coworkers are starting to notice.

Stay away from me whores

But I’m not sure about

Classy ladies perhaps

If they’re mature enough they can stay


Maybe my problem is girls my age.

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