Some Farts Are Gendered
The farts coming out of the stall next to me
Are gendered.
I say this because I’ve lived
30 years on this earth
Most of it in women’s restrooms where often times they are
Too embarrassed to poop at all
This guy comes in
Sits down
And goes
BRRRRPPPPPPPTTTT
BRRROOOOOAAAAAARRRPPPTTTTT
pppffftttttTTTTTTAAARRRTTTTTT