Some Farts Are Gendered

The farts coming out of the stall next to me

Are gendered.

I say this because I’ve lived

30 years on this earth

Most of it in women’s restrooms where often times they are

Too embarrassed to poop at all

This guy comes in

Sits down

And goes




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