Sports/Jack Squat’s Wheelhouse
I know fuckin absolutely
Jack squat
About sports.
I squat, I bench, I deadlift
I do kinds of sports people go
“Why is that a sport”
But if it’s at all normal
Or moderate
Or popular
I can’t—
I don’t know Jack squat about it.
I kinda need someone to interview
Or multiple folks
If I want to have any luck
With a trans sports episode.
Alas maybe I should just do a whole
Sophie tribute. that’s more
In my wheelhouse