Stages of Overthought

First I’m like, nah she won’t respond.

Then I’m like…

HELL YEAH SHE DID

Then I’m like

Hold on…

I need to consult the stars. I’ll text that one friend who’s always tryna tell me shit

She says

Retrograde. Don’t make big decisions.

I’m over here like I am literally sending a message

Is that a

Big decision? Or something I needed to do in order to be ready to hold off…?

I feel better so like, that’s enough.

Then I’m like right but

She wouldn’t say if she was seeing someone even if she was because

She has a weird history of being withholding

About such information, which should be a red flag

Now I’m like

Who the fuck am I texting ?

Is this what I need to be doing…?

Sigh, don’t answer that.