The “A” Does Not Stand For Ally–Sweetheart

I will say

As much as I

Complain about the aces complaints–

The nurse at my endo

Thought that the

“A” stood for ally

Which I also used to think!

When I was in elementary school…

And then I looked it up on the computer

When I got home

And learned that the A

Was for asexual

And that that meant

That you didn’t want sex

But I had heard about that plenty

At church so I wasn’t too interested–

I wanted to see tits

Not much has changed

Fast forward– twenty years

And now suddenly

This youthful nurse is

Stuck in elementary school

Insisting that she deserves

A part of the acronym for being

So tolerant and progressive

Goddamn bitch taking my blood pressure cuff

Telling me I look like I could

“Go either way”– You know

Your allyship seems to be

About as fluid as my gender, but

I’ll tell you I’m a man

Just to keep it simple for you–

Sweetheart”

 


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