The Apocalypse Was a While Ago, Ya’ll
Y’all know the world is ending, right?
The apocalypse was a while ago
We’re in the fallout, now.
You’re all acting like you haven’t noticed
Like it’s business as usual out here
I miss when it rained acid because now
It’s raining ashes. The world is on fire
Idiots! Batten down the hatches
Why are y’all goin to work
Driving to the mall
Complaining about Sharon
Like it isn’t fucking OPEN SEASON OUT THERE
And we’re all not living in a barren wasteland
Of selfishness, greed, apathy and compassion
For all the most useless things
Compassion never helped anybody
Fight off a mutant steer
Born from radiation
Fucking help a sinner out !
The goddamn apocalypse was last year !!
Somebody saw off a shot gun
And put kerosene round my ankles
I’m headed out to get supplies
Gone and fucked myself over
I ate all my rations and
Choked down my tears
It’s lonely, out here
In the wasteland of fear
The only one still vulnerable,
In a sea of nameless, faceless
undead peers